Fridays...

Friday is that strange day between being to tired to do anything and buzzing with excitement about the weekend.

Amidst all of this chaos there came my rather bald-headed Statistics teacher. I wish I could say he was a man of few words but alas, he prefers to bore me to death with a subject nobody cares about...

While he's away teaching someone else's class and leaving a substitute teacher to teach our lesson, I'm quite contently folding my worksheet into an Oragami Swan.

Halfway through, he returns to my class he's supposedly been teaching for the last two months, and begins to complain that making my work into pretty animals was a waste of my time.

30/30 people in his class consider statistics a waste of time. And he says I dont learn anything...

Controversy

The older generations have recently been expressing their dissatisfaction with this blog, claiming that I "can't possibly write the things [I've] written!"

I had a look back, and its not that bad is it? Ok, I've mentioned a few tender topics, but its just light hearted banter!

Do you think anything I've written is offensive, or should these elderly headaches get back on their chairlifts and decend out of my business?

UPDATE

Previous material considered offensive or inappropriate will be deleted.

Birthday Mayhem

Today its my Birthday! yay, etc. etc...

It's been quite a nice day, all in all. Lots of really thoughtful presents, and some more than thoughtful cards too =]

Anything I haven't enjoyed? Well... there is one thing... one little thing. It's the phrase "Sweet 16". Who came up with that? what's so "sweet about being 16 exactly? I mean, I get a chequebook, I can get a moped licence, and various other things that don't need mentioning... But none of them I'd call "sweet"! the only thing about the whole day that was "sweet" was the cake!!

Anyway... I've had a really lovely day, and want to say thanks to all of my wonderful friends who've made today so special.

Just next time?... Don't all be so lovely at once. It's a little much to take all in one go... I know you want to get it over and done with, but please... give me a moment to breath? Oh, and my blackberry too. So many Facebook notifications all at once, has sent it into meltdown :S

Sloala Koth

Today, my somewhat short friend, or should I say "petite" friend, tried to hug me.

As her tiny hands were incapable of wrapping round me, they just kind if dug into my side, trying to hold on.
This, I decided, was the sort of hug a Sloth would give. A sloth with sharp nails, like a Koala Bear.

I have thus decided to invent the Sloala Koth, a cross between two rather bad hugging animals.

My friend's hugs remind me of a Sloala Koth hug. Unfortunate for her, as she is actually a rather nice person...

Death match gets soundtrack

Today I helped my friend with assembly. He was doing one about a school business club, so the assembly was targeted at a year group, consisting of about 60 pupils.

During this assembly my friend was going to play the very bass-heavy theme track from the Apprentice TV series, as it was business related, however he stopped it so that the deputy head teacher could introduce the assembly.

Half way through his introduction he stopped, as some boys were chatting to each other and not listening. He turned to look at them directly and said, "You. Pay attention."

Without missing a beat, the music accidently cut in to the intro, as if it were some real life theme music to the most epic of fights. Teacher vs. Student. All I can say is, a deputy head teacher, more epic than all 10 seasons of friends combined and a moustache Chuck Norris would be proud of, I'm putting my money on the Deputy head.