Death match gets soundtrack

Today I helped my friend with assembly. He was doing one about a school business club, so the assembly was targeted at a year group, consisting of about 60 pupils.

During this assembly my friend was going to play the very bass-heavy theme track from the Apprentice TV series, as it was business related, however he stopped it so that the deputy head teacher could introduce the assembly.

Half way through his introduction he stopped, as some boys were chatting to each other and not listening. He turned to look at them directly and said, "You. Pay attention."

Without missing a beat, the music accidently cut in to the intro, as if it were some real life theme music to the most epic of fights. Teacher vs. Student. All I can say is, a deputy head teacher, more epic than all 10 seasons of friends combined and a moustache Chuck Norris would be proud of, I'm putting my money on the Deputy head.