More Inanimate Objects Are Beginning To Hate Me

It turns out my computer's been so lonely it's decided to start posting on this blog without me. I mean, normally people would appreciate me not saying anything, but the annoyance of a blank post caused someone to mention it to me.

So i'm just making a quick post to say, HA. TAKE THAT, BLANK-POST HATERS!

I've decided to leave that blank post, just to spite people that hate inconsista.... ok, it's starting to annoy me too now.

*deletes post*

Hope everyone had a great Christmas and good luck for the new year (unless you're chinese, you guys have to wait a few months first).

Best wishes and things,
     An Average Teenager

Bless His Cotton Hand-Socks

Winters coming around a hell of a lot faster than I'd like, and, inevitably, so is the cold weather...

Me and my friends were stood around waiting for school to begin the other day, when one of them complained that their hands were cold. My friend then turns round, and out of his mouth come the words, "Wouldn't it be good if they made socks, but ones that go on your hands to keep them warm?"

I turn around, and seeing that he's actually being serious, pat him on the shoulder and say, "I think someone might have already invented them... They're called gloves..."

Sowing Machine Fever

My brother has been driving me crazy with his annoying music, so I decided to retaliate yesterday. I went to go and see some relatives and got their sowing machine. Now all he can hear is the constant drone of the beasty thing, over the top of his music. Problem solved.

However, it turns out I'm really enjoying this box of tricks at the moment. I've used it on my art work, on christmas presents and now some of my clothes too. It's a wonder I haven't stitched my brother's mouth up yet, as he's now complaining non-stop about the noise.

Life Mathematics

Have you ever thought that two of your friends are just meant to be together, despite them not thinking the same...

Today I was in town and while walking around a shop, they decided to do the longest hug they had ever had, and so walked around the shop hugging constantly without letting go. Considering one is a little shorter than me (5ft 10" ish?) and the other is 6ft something, it was quite a funny site, however it was strangely.... meant-to-be-ish... They were giving each other knowing looks, giggling a lot etc. it, was just as if they were a couple.

They denied, however, that such a thing would not be likely.This conversation isn't over yet, while I'm around...

Exams

Yep, it’s that time of year! When the leaves are golden and crunchy under foot, children are being draped in warm clothes by their mothers and the head teachers roaming-death-squad are out on the lookout for students trying to get out of exams…

Ok, so exams aren’t that bad. All you have to do is sit through weeks of relentless revision and repetition of the same dull topics you were studying a year ago, then finally you enter the exam with a brain already feeling as if it’s been beaten with a breeze block and served with a slice of lemon.

You sit down and the invigilators bark orders at you, before being able to start the treacherous task that will inevitably lead to academic failure, but you plough on regardless, into the muddy waters of AQA examination hell.

I must admit I haven’t got the attention span for long exams. I’ll race through the papers final pages and spend the last few minutes wondering exactly how many exam papers you would have to drop from the ceiling to crush to death the moody invigilator giving you evils.