SQUIRELL!

So my friend, through some humourous circumstances, ended up shouting "Squirell" in the middle of our deputy head teachers sentences. Being a good sport, the deputy head took it in his stride and went along with it.

As me and my friends were walking home, they told me about their nutty antics earlier on that day, (see what I did there? Its a joke? Get it? Squirell? Nuts? No?...  fine then. =] ).

By the time I got home the word was well and truly stuck in my head. Then my home phone rang. I picked up the reciever and what did i say? You guessed it, Squirell.

Thank god it was only some telesales guy. If anything, it got rid of him faster than I would consider normal for someone trying to force double glazing down my metaphorical throat...

ADH

So my teacher had a bit of a breakdown today. My friend just reminded me, and I thought it was well worth writing about. In four words?  
        it.made.my.day.

We have these things where the senior teachers and tutors come and sit in lessons and observe the standard of teaching. My biology teacher was telling us all about the body's heat monitoring systems. At this time, the head teacher was sat at the side of the room, watching him teach.

He went on to mentioned the hormone ADH. Of course I had to put my hand up and ask what it stood for.

He did not know... this annoyed him immensly, not being able to recall what it meant.
As soon as the head teacher left the room a minute later, Sir turned round to me and spouted a moment of verbal abuse in my direction. Of course he did it in a non-offensive way, but it was hillarious none the less.

Now every time he passes us in the corridor we just have to say ADH, and he tells us where to stick it.

All in all, a very productive science lesson =]

Food Festivals

So it was the food festival today.

What a laugh...Over priced cupcakes and undercooked meats galore! Bar men on their stalls telling parents to make sure the police don't spot them buying alcohol for their kids...

It was great =]
I think I must have eaten more food than physically possible. Just another 365 days to go till the next cuircus of consumption!!!

Over and out.

Erm... Hi?

So I've never considered having a blog before.
My friends all rave about it. Does that mean I'm excited? No.

Today my sister's gone off to university, and there feels like there's a bit of a gap where she should be.

The topic of writing blogs popped up and I thought, "hey... I could manage that..."

So here I am... Writing this blog, not sure if anyone will read it...

But it's worth a try right?